Movies really made me think I'd go to a lot more masquerade balls as an adult.
"Marvel, where’s my 10 minute video of Thor teaching Earth etiquette to the Asgardians?"
"Babies have a lot of things to put in pockets like…….their Very Small Hands……a single ravioli……"
I'm happy to say there are plenty to choose from.
For the full effect, you'll need someone to whisper the questions to you.
"Sksksks" –my dog in a scrunchie and t-shirt
For reference, there are over 500 credited cast members.
"When Jesus knew Judas would betray him but invited him to brunch just for the drama of it all."
"We wouldn’t even be here if Jesus hadn’t slain that colossal pumpkin."
You love the culture, but do you know the flag?
"Started referring to my therapy appointments as vibe checks, and my therapist threatened to stop taking my insurance."
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn. Kid was born bigger than anticipated. Absolutely jacked."
There's a BIG difference between the three.
"Where do boys get off thinking they’re better than girls? Have you seen the difference in Powerpoint project quality?"
We Know What You Should Be For Halloween Based On The Choices You Make In This Trick-Or-Treating Simulation
If you take this and then buy some candy, it's basically like real trick-or-treating.
This is super important to know before spooky season.
Every VSCO girl needs a VSCO hangout full of ~good vibes only~.
"Nice insult, Hannah Montana. You got any more harsh digs?"
These will prevent that early fall lack-of-sweater panic, so don't ~sweat~ it.