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1.A makeup brush cleansing shampoo for cleaning those things you use to apply cosmetics to your precious FACE. Because makeup build-up is yucky, and we don't want you to have to go out and spend your last paycheck on new brushes and sponges!
2.Water bottle cleaning tablets to get your beloved drinking vessel back to the condition it was in when you first fell in love with it at the store (not to mention, you should only be consuming water from a CLEAN bottle).
3.A FlexiSnake so you can unclog your hair-filled drain by simply snaking this tool down there, letting it grab the hair, pulling it back up, and deciding whether you should marvel at its abilities...or gag.
4.Or a TubShroom that'll collect your hair while in the shower/bath, so it doesn't go down the drain and clog it up in the first place.
5.A click-n-clean mop kit so you can make mopping not only easier, but DARE I say, maybe even, slightly fun?
6.A carpet spot removal spray for targeting annoying stains. Messes are bound to happen — whether they're from a child, pet, friend, or you – and this stuff is gonna help you stop spending hours deciding who to blame the spill on this time.
7.A natural stain remover to keep you and your family's life clean as can be with a product you can feel good about anyone using (and not worry about the kiddos accidentally getting a hold of).
8.An eight-count of Magic Erasers that'll make cleaning the bathtub as fast and easy as it is to get home at the end of a long day, and ditch responsibilities or a social life in favor of a bubble bath and a full bottle of vino, maybe two. Not that I'm speaking from personal experience or anything.
15.A soap scum and grime removal spray that'll target areas like your sinks, showers, and tubs, and make them look as if the appliance delivery person just dropped them off.
16.A can of oven and grill cleaner spray for ensuring the devices you use to cook the food you consume are, uh, clean and not greasy and grimy.
17.A bottle of Goo Gone adhesive remover for making sticky things get... unstuck. I can personally attest to how amazing this stuff is. I once got gum stick on my jacket (GROSS, I KNOW), but this stuff removed it so effortlessly, I was like "what gum?"
18.A box of OxiClean versatile stain remover that'll become your go-to in the stain-fighting department. No matter what the stain is, or where it happened, there is nothing this stuff isn't prepared to battle.
19.A jetted bathtub cleaner — just fill up your luxurious bath, add a quarter of the bottle, watch it work its magic by removing gross residue, and drain the tub to find it sparkly and clean.
20.An iRobot Roomba so you can ditch vacuuming your own floors, and sit back on the couch while you watch your new best friend get busy.
21.A six-pack of dishwasher cleaning tablets so the machine you rely on to clean the things you use to eat isn't gunking them up even more.
22.And on that same note, you may also wanna get a six-pack of washing machine cleaning tablets, because my guess is when you're doing laundry, you want your dirty clothes not coming out dirtier and smelling funky. Fair assumption?
23.A toilet wand for proving wands of all sorts, even ones for cleaning toilets, are truly magical objects. Refer to the disgusting photo below for evidence.
24.A grout pen to have your floors shining like the top of the Chrysler building in no time at all. Did you hire a fancy schmancy service to clean your tiles? Nope, you used a PEN to cover it all up.
25.A 10-pack of boot wipes that'll simply clean dirt and salt stains from your shoes. So no need to fret if you look down and your fave boots are dirty — take a breather!