Calling all parents who need a laugh break, hacks and advice you'll actually use, and the viral stories you'll hear about at the school drop-off. Consider us your go-to playdate friends!
Don't worry, I met the driver beforehand!
No one can zing you quite like your mom and dad.
These parents really went for it when naming their kids.
Shay Mitchell's Dramatic Birth Video Revealed She Was In Labour For 33 Hours And Didn't Sleep For Two Days
After being in labour for 33 hours, Shay said: "[It was the] best experience of my life. Nothing can prepare you for the feeling you get when you hold your child for the first time."
If you ever need someone to keep a secret, Troian is your girl.
"[arm falls off] probably cuz my period’s soon."
With friends like these, who needs enemies?
"When you are living with gratitude each moment, the dates become irrelevant."
Viola Davis Took Her Daughter To See Billie Eilish And Her Daughter's Reaction Was Too Pure For Words
I'm not crying, you're crying!
"I'm actually doomed."
Would you rather only be able to discipline your kids using your Barry Gibb voice or your Mick Jagger voice?
All parents need a vacation, but these really do.
"My teacher thinks the word 'test' is too harsh, so she calls it a 'celebration of knowledge.'"
*immediately invests in R.E.M. sleep fart tracking technology*
Because, let's be real, apps are the best part.
"I'm on your Netflix, pay it already please."
Is the Claw really the law?
"My dad's favorite punishment was donating our allowance money to charity."
"I’m eating lunchroom chili dogs today. All thoughts and prayers are appreciated."
Ryan Reynolds Just Confirmed That Blake Lively Gave Birth By Posting A Hilarious Picture With His Newborn Daughter
As well as trolling us all with the picture, Ryan also used the platform to encourage people to vote in the upcoming Canadian elections.
Varicose veins in your vulva is common after pregnancy.
"We couldn't be more excited to welcome our beautiful son into our family."
"When my 10-year-old asks for something and I just give a huge sigh, she says, 'Yay!' because she knows she's already won."
I promise you'll find your Halloween costume here.
Gabb is the only smartphone with no browser, no apps, no email. Is this heaven, or is it made for 11-year-olds?
Do your opinions match everyone else's?
The age-old question — well, since at least the early '00s!
"Unsolicited parenting advice? Yes, please!"
Only Old Millennials And Gen-Xers Will Be Able To Recognize At Least 65/70 Of These '90s Alt-Rock Songs
And if you're under 22 and listen to all of these songs on a regular basis, then you have taste!
Shay Mitchell Did The "Baby Mama" Dance At 9 Months Pregnant And Put Every Single One Of Us To Shame
Meanwhile, I groan getting up off the couch.
Babysitters Are Sharing The Secrets They Found Out About The Parents They Work For, And Y'all Are Not Ready
"The 7-year-old said, 'Don't open that drawer! Mommy said it has bags of sugar in it!"
They are going places you've never, ever been.
I hope this show never goes off the air.
Please excuse me while I call my father, sobbing! Thank you!
"I had a folder in my desk with a hair from every kid in the class on an individual piece of tape with their name just in case cloning technology was ever invented."
Bonus: Some of these spots are 100% FREE.