Calling all parents who need a laugh break, hacks and advice you'll actually use, and the viral stories you'll hear about at the school drop-off. Consider us your go-to playdate friends!
"The only thing acting up this summer is my skin."
"Now what?" — kids on the fourth day of summer break.
Pretty sure zig-zag headbands were medieval torture devices!
"When he dropped me off for my hysterectomy and I didn’t see him again for three days."
"You did it, babe! You defeated Batman!"
If you remember saying, "Call me after 7:00 p.m., when I have free minutes" then this list for you.
They're just trying to survive until bedtime.
"I promise to always come home with a great attitude and give our children and you undivided attention."
"Braiding started in Africa with the Himba people of Namibia. We have been braiding our hair for centuries."
People Are Sharing "Bizarre" Things Their Families Do That They Thought Were Totally Normal And It's Too Much
"My family didn’t refrigerate leftovers..."
The ultimate Disney fan event with the ultimate gifts, too.
Is dating to marry toxic?
"Drink nothing. Wear Depends."
"My dad mispronounces everything. He calls Celine Dion 'Dion Salon.'"
Luna taste buds = mature AF.
If you weren't really there, don't even bother.
"Avocado. It's just green mush..."
Parenting is hard enough without this crap.
The video is all that and a bag of chips!
"I want to leave my wife for you, will you marry me?"
"You know you're getting old when you pull out your high-powered back massager and actually use it on your back."
"When I started keeping an 'emergency Kleenex' in my sleeve..."
Can you GO THE DISTANCE?
"Mayday, mayday, the baby is pooping — SOS!"
"My vagina probably thinks I passed away."
"Think twice about asking this..."
"They are walking around the house butt naked right now."
Never text an ex unless you're willing to get dragged for it.
"Exactly what I was thinking! We think a lot alike, huh?"
29 Moms Shared Photos Of Their Bodies Right After Giving Birth And It Perfectly Shows The Beauty Of Motherhood
"Tired, bloated, and striped like a tiger. Worth every bit."
We love them, but they also leave fur everywhere.
Are ya ready to watch this new show, kids?! ...I can't hear you!
Think before you hit send!
Only serious Beatles' fans will find these funny.