Hi I'm Willow, I'm a cat and no matter how hard I try, I just don't understand dogs. Here's a list of things I can't get my cute little head around. BuzzFeed 1. Do you not get sick of being such try-hards? Damedeeso / Getty Images Give it a rest dogs! You're embarrassing yourselves. We get it, you're always there for everyone, your "mAnS bEsT fRieNd" but why do you have to rub it in everyones face? 2. Sticks? Seriously, what's the big deal? WeRateDogs™ @dog_rates This is Penny. She would like to take a moment and teach you about determination. A stick calculating queen. 14/10 never give pup 12:15 AM - 28 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Via Twitter It's literally just a stick, and you're going absolutely wild for it. Are you lot okay? 3. Can you not see how embarrassing this is? View this post on Via Tumblr "Oh yeah that's Rover over there, with the massive fuck off tree in his mouth." 4. Why do you let yourselves be bossed around so much? View this post on Via Tumblr "Roll over, sit, paw, fetch the newspaper." Do you not have a mind of your own? Why do you put up with it? Don't you have a mind of your own? You're a disgrace dogs. 5. Why are you all so needy? pussy willow rose @madsavv Dog thread of needy dogs GO 03:50 AM - 18 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Via Twitter It comes across as desperate. Have a little self respect. 6. Why are you all barking at your own reflection? Zuzule / Getty Images Are you really that dumb? 7. And why are you out here chasing your own tails? Websubstance / Getty Images Can you not see how stupid this is? What are you trying to achieve? 8. Please stop putting your heads out the car window, it's embarrassing. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Giphy / Via giphy.com Get your damn head back in the car. 9. Why are you eating poop? Shappi Khorsandi @ShappiKhorsandi Pups out! She’s on her first walk! Friendly old lab is showing her the ropes ‘best spot to eat other dog’s poo’ etc. 02:10 PM - 17 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Via Twitter Like WTF. 10. Do you not see how unhygienic you are? Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Kyle Bridgett / Via giphy.com It's literal poop, and your putting it in your mouth!? 11. You guys seriously drink out of the toilet?! K_thalhofer / Getty Images You know that's where poo and wee goes right? 12. Why do you let people put you on a lead? Westend61 / Getty Images You really let people just parade you around wherever they want? Madness! 13. Can you please explain why you're all barking at absolutely nothing? alli♡ @alli__daniel All our neighbors’ dogs do is bark. In the morning. All day long. At night. Just constant barking. They bark at absolutely nothing and are making me lose my sanity. Send help 04:12 AM - 04 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Is there something your seeing that everyone else isn't? Is this some sort of Sixth Sense situation? 14. Why do you try and hump everything? GFUEL | AmericanDad 🔜 AREA 51 @AmericanDadLive When you get your dog something new to hump. 11:00 PM - 03 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Simply disgusting behaviour. 15. Do you really need to sniff each others butts all the time? Lily Chou / Getty Images Could you be any more gross? 16. And finally, what have you got against us cats? Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Warner Bros Seriously guys, can't we just all get along?